Thrills and gills at Negombo Fish Market, Sri Lanka

The beach at Hotel Jetwing Beach Negombo

“What do you mean there’s no social media?”  are amongst the first panicked words out of my mouth on arrival at Colombo’s Bandaranaike International Airport. I’m trying to sort out a SIM card to stay in touch with my kids, my husband and the world at large, but am informed that while I was airborne, a country wide social media ban has been implemented. Already distressed at the prospect of social withdrawal, my new friend also casually drops the news that there’s a curfew and a National State of Emergency has been declared.

Say what? So, let me get this straight. I’m alone in a strange country. Its 12.30am and I have no contact with the outside world. Oh, and outside there’s rioting that has set off a National State of Emergency. No biggie, I think to myself as I search the airport for a store selling Sri Lankan smelling salts…

I am about to start rocking back and forth, when a smiling gentleman approaches and introduces himself as Dilan from Beyond Travel. He’s my private guide and driver for the next week and is here to take me to my hotel, Jetwing Beach, even though its the middle of the night. It is this bespoke, attentive service that will become a signature of our week with Dilan.

As we drive the the inky night, there’s not a soul around. I ask him about this sudden State of Emergency, and he shrugs. Other than proffering a warning to stay off the streets after dark, he promises me everyone is happy and there is no problem, it’s all just a temporary precautionary measure. Relieved, I check in to my hotel at nearby Negombo and fall into the kind of sleep only someone who’d been gallivanting through airports for close to 20 hours can.

I’m awoken at sunrise by a series of loud explosions. WTF! I was sure he said NO problem. Quietly crapping myself I reach for my phone to find out what’s happening only to remember that I have no access to the world or news of any kind (note to self: must invest in a VPN next time). Another blast rings out like a gunshot and I sneak a peek outside to see a shimmering swimming pool and a golden beach which is oddly devoid of rioting and bloodshed.

In fact, the whole place appears to be deserted except for a cleaner unhurriedly sweeping leaves from the pool.

Another loud rumble bursts out, only this time it’s really close. In fact, it appears to be coming from the vicinity of my stomach. I still have no idea where the explosions are coming from but given the choice between death and breakfast I opt for the latter and head down to meet both my maker and the lovely lady serving up fresh cooked hoppers (rice pancakes made from fermented rice flour and coconut milk topped with a fried egg) in the dining room.

 egg hoppers at Hotel Jetwing Beach Negombo

She seems completely unphased by our impending death, but I figure if I’m going to die anyway, I can stop worrying about calories and stack my plate high with fragrant curries, dahl and milk rice.

A waiter offers me tea, just as another explosion erupts and I dive under my table. He laughingly explains that the noise is just a bunch of fireworks set off in pots surrounding the restaurant to scare of the relentlessly cheeky crows who are lined up and eyeing off my breakfast. Oh. That’s right. I’m a melodramatic idiot.

Relatively satisified that I am not going to die this morning, I decide to take my chances outside the hotel and when Dilan arrives he escort his overly imaginative charge to the rather fragrant Negombo Fish Market.

Negombo Morning Market

It’s a hive of early morning activity and I watch happily as fish are unloaded straight from the oruvas (outrigger canoes) that line the beach.

Fishermen on the beach in NegomboFisherman, with their sarongs tied high, fill baskets high with fish and haul them up the beach for cleaning.

Morning Market at Negombo

In an uncovered wet market, busy vendors sell the morning’s catch of yellowfin, squid, prawns and crabs, along with a bunch of unidentifiable sea creatures glinting in the sunlight.

fresh crabs at the morning markets at Negombo

There’s blood and guts strewn everywhere as fish are scaled and gutted and there are cats and dogs waiting patiently by to sneak off with any stray object that might fly their way.

fish at Negombo

It is smelly, messy, chaotic and, having been raised by fisherfolk, I feel quite at home.

Negombo Morning MarketOutside the wet market are brightly coloured stalls packed high with the freshest of fresh fruit and fragrant spices sold in paper cones.

spices at Negombo Morning Market

Fully recovered from my heart pumping morning of amateur dramatics, I’m now feeling utterly relaxed and grab a fresh coconut to sip on as I explore the greater expanse of the market and its glinting silver tapestry of fish laid out this way and that to dry.

Fish drying in the sun at Negombo Fish Market

The endless carpet of drying fish proves a surreal sight.

Huge swathes of fish are at all different stages, and judging from the back breaking efforts of the local ladies each fish is individually laid out each morning for the sun to do its thing.

Laying out fish to dry at Negombo

This is Sri Lankan culture at its most authentic and I am in my holiday happy place, even if I am social media deprived. Dilan is right, State of Emergency or not, every is happy and feel completely safe.

Well, I do until I spot at the dude coming straight at me waving a basket full of live and cranky cobra… but that’s another story.



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