Art attack on a Blue Mountains family break

The Three Sisters from Echo Point, Katoomba

No one could ever accuse my children of being unimaginative… peculiar, overly dramatic and eccentric most definitely, but not without creative flair. Especially when we travel as anything new seems to come with a bizarre bonus fictional narrative from both Raffles and Sugarpuff. Which is how we find ourselves descending into a thick fog of smoke created by a posse of fire-breathing dragons who are waiting to greet us in the Jurassic depths of an invisible valley.

In reality we’re at Scenic World in the Blue Mountains on the Scenic Cableway, the steepest and largest cableway in the Southern Hemisphere, and while usually the floor-to-ceiling windows would reveal spectacular Jamison Valley, today our view is of nothing but a heavy mist that has shrouded the mountains. 

 into the mist on the "Scenic" cableway at Scenic World

Mind you, I’ll still be keeping my eyes out for sulphur-breathed flying reptiles just in case the kids know something that I don’t.

While the rainforest floor proves to be entirely free of dragons, there are instead many, many bats dangling from the vines.

Are they Vampires?” asks Raffles. Not unless vampires are made of flyscreen, baby. The bevy of suspended flyscreen beauties are just one of the many fabulous art installations transforming Scenic World’s 2.4 kilometre rainforest walk into an outdoor art gallery until May10th.

Though the kids are a tad disappointed not to bump into any of their fire-breathing friends, they are soon distracted by the amazing artworks hidden amongst the trees, from the stretched weirdness of styrofoam and stockings that is Intervention Invading Network to the dangling white cube that is Poriferous.

Art installation at Scuplture at Scenic World

They’re particularly enamoured with an army of tiny plastic trucks and bulldozers that are crawling insect-like up and into the trees in an installation called Colonised.

Installations at Sculpture at Scenic World

Raffles is fascinated by the old coal mines in the valley and after coating himself liberally in coaldust, joins us aboard the Scenic Railway, the steepest passenger railway in the world. Travelling at a 52° incline, the kids decide to go full “cliffhanger” and tilt our seat to an even steeper 64°incline for the ride up through a cliff-side tunnel, where their claustrophobic mama holds her breath and rocks back and forth in a panic for what seems like an hour but is actually about 7 seconds.

I’m far happier boarding the Scenic Skyway, suspended though it is in mist hundreds of metres above the rainforest canopy.

The scenic cableway at Scenic World Blue Mountains

We’re about midway when the sun suddenly burns away the remaining mist to reveal the Three Sisters and Jamison Valley in all their glory. Wow!

Scenic World, Blue Mountains

Once on the other side we follow a sign to Katoomba Cascades, but I stop once we spy the deep puddles of mud blocking our way. Before we can stop him, Raffles leaps onto the muddy pathway, leaving me no choice but to follow while his far more sensible father and Sugarpuff wave us on our way.

Katoomba Cascades, Blue MOunatins

The stunning falls prove to be worth the muddy mission but after Raffles also decides he’s going to climb the waterfall itself, he is soon saturated as well as coated in mud. Bugger.

Katoomba cascades

Good job our hotel, the Waldorf Leura Gardens B&B Resort and its guest laundry facilities are nearby. While we wait for our clothes to dry, we explore the resort’s four and a half acres of pretty landscaped gardens overlooking the fairway of Leura Golf Course.

Waldorf Leura Resort gardenss

And make a mental note of the table tennis and billiards rooms. That’s our evening taken care of… But before we get our ping pong on we’ve got an important mission in Leura.

The kids in Leura

And that is to raid The Candy Store, a place so heaving with lollies, chocolates, fudges, nougats and other sugary sweets from around the world that Sugarpuff almost explodes from excitement… as does her dad when he spies the English candies of his childhood.

The Candy Store at Leura

Stocked up on sugar, the kids hang around while we grab a coffee to wash down our haul.

Sugared-up sibling at Leura

We’ve still a little afternoon left so we decide to head about half an hour out of Leura to The Norman Lindsay Gallery to introduce the kids to a sweet of the magic variety. The gallery and former home of artist, writer and raconteur, Norman Lindsay is also the home of The Magic Pudding and one of Mr Eats World and my favourite spots in the mountains.

Demonstrating yet again that they are a pair of weirdos, the kids are far more interested in Lindsay’s once controversial nudes than the giant pud of their storybooks.

Admiring the artwork at The Norman Lindsay Gallery, Blue Mountains

Once again our eccentric offspring’s imaginations are fired up by the images of mythological creatures and they’re off slaying imaginary winged monsters among the sculptured sphinx, satyr and sirens that live in the beautiful gardens.

We attempt a little education but Raffles is less interested in the riddle of the Sphinx than he is in its “boobies” and the moment is lost, as is the opportunity for us to actually capture a single decent family portrait without him copping a feel. Norman would be proud.

Raffles checking out the cup size of Norman Lindsay's Sphinx

We head back to Katoomba to bathe in the golden light of sunset at Echo Point and a curry at Three Sisters Spice where I face plant into one of the best dhals I’ve ever had, Raffles and his dad inhale byriani and butter chicken and Sugarpuff takes on a pile of pappadums.

A great meal form Three Sisters Spice at Katoomba, NSW

It’s still early so we head back to our hotel for a game or ten of ping pong… and that’s where things start to unravel. There are giggles, there’s competition, there’s Raffles playing like a boy possessed, and there’s me calling an end to the night’s festivities as it reaches bedtime and I hear the call of our warm and comfy family suite.

Table tennis at Waldorf Leura Resort

Foolishly I agree to one last game and as he dives across the room to fetch a low flying ping pong ball, Raffles somehow ends up somersaulting headfirst into the door in a burst of truly spectacular clumsiness.

Then the screaming starts. First it’s only him. Then when he proffers his blood stained hands to me, I join in. When he lifts his head, which immediately becomes clear is the source of all that blood, his sister and father join in and people come running! You know that thing they say about head wounds bleeding a lot? It’s true. This is like a scene out of a b-grade horror flick…

The staff at the hotel are simply amazing and help us to clean up and calm our frightened boy, who it seems is going to need a couple of stitches… and so instead of enjoying a cosy night in our comfy suite we spend it in the casualty ward of the Blue Mountains hospital where Raffles is put back together and kept in for observation.

Our busted boy repaired nicely, we head off with a warning that he shouldn’t take alcohol or drugs in the next 24 hours… Seriously? He’s seven. What do they think we’re gonna do – crack him open a bottle of tequila and hand him a bong?

doctors warning

Besides the disturbing handout, the doctors and nurses at the local hospital are awesome, but personally I’d advise that if you’re planning on a weekend in the Blue Mountains, which you absolutely should, there are better places to stay than in its casualty ward… like The Waldorf, a place of which I can’t speak highly enough…

Oh, and avoid ping pong death matches at all costs.

18 Comments on Art attack on a Blue Mountains family break

  1. Christine
    April 24, 2015 at 7:46 am (6 years ago)

    Love the Blue Mountains – Norman Lindsey Gallery is a long-time favourite place of mine to visit. Your kids are so insanely cute, how do you stand it? Those cheeky pixie faces!

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    • BOYEATSWORLD
      April 24, 2015 at 10:50 am (6 years ago)

      Thanks Christine. It’s been one of our favourites placess for years…though a lot less tranquil with my boobie loving babies along…

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  2. MummaMcD
    April 24, 2015 at 8:43 am (6 years ago)

    Wow it certainly sounds like you experienced everything the Blue Mountains has to offer, hospital & all!! I’ve been to Three Sisters Spice and agree it’s amazing 🙂

    Hope the head wound healed OK, what an adventure!

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    • BOYEATSWORLD
      April 24, 2015 at 10:48 am (6 years ago)

      Yep we covered a lot of ground in a short time… the head is now fine and Raffles is rocking a very cool (very small) scar which he is most proud of. Boys are weird that way!

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  3. HandbagMafia
    April 24, 2015 at 8:58 am (6 years ago)

    I didn’t know about the art installations- might be a good reason for a visit to the mountains!

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    • BOYEATSWORLD
      April 24, 2015 at 10:47 am (6 years ago)

      Scenic World is worth visit all year round but the Sculptures are only on until 10th May and are really special.. you should absolutely go. 🙂

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  4. Jody at Six Little Hearts
    April 24, 2015 at 11:51 am (6 years ago)

    It all looks and sounds so wonderful until I get to the blood part!
    Who knew ping pong could be so dangerous!
    That mist really does look like that scene from Jurassic Park.

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    • BOYEATSWORLD
      April 24, 2015 at 10:59 pm (6 years ago)

      Ping Pong is an extreme sport when Raffles plays.

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  5. Malinda (@MBPaperPackages)
    April 24, 2015 at 1:24 pm (6 years ago)

    First up, I hope he recovers quickly and comes up with a better story than ping pong for his scar 🙂
    I love that stocking art – looks very cool. And I’m glad the mist cleared up so you got a decent view.
    What a fabulous trip, wish I was there, though not for all the hospital drama.
    Thanks for joining in #wednesdaywanderlust this week

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    • BOYEATSWORLD
      April 24, 2015 at 10:59 pm (6 years ago)

      IT was really cool, you should check it out before May 10th if you have a chance. 🙂

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  6. Fairlie
    April 24, 2015 at 4:39 pm (6 years ago)

    Oh no…that’s not a great way to spend the evening… We went to the Blue Mountains for a weekend a few years ago – saw most of these sights and it was a lovely trip through the memories reading this post!

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    • BOYEATSWORLD
      April 25, 2015 at 8:52 am (6 years ago)

      We’ll just have to go back so we can get it right next time 🙂

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  7. Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    April 24, 2015 at 5:48 pm (6 years ago)

    Oh my goodness poor Raffles! 🙁 I’ve never seen a head wound but I have heard that and that would have been so traumatising for all of you!

    And yeah who is feeding their kids alcohol that necessitates that warning! 😛

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    • BOYEATSWORLD
      April 24, 2015 at 10:58 pm (6 years ago)

      He’s all fine now! And loves telling everyone his story. He’s actually proud of it! But yeah, the necessity of a warning like that makes me worry about what people feed their kids!

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  8. Lisa
    April 25, 2015 at 12:51 pm (6 years ago)

    Glad to hear that Raffles is all better now. Sounds like an exciting end to a lovely day.

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  9. Gay
    May 9, 2015 at 11:43 am (6 years ago)

    Glad you’re all better now Raffles. xx

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  10. Kylie Purtell
    February 2, 2016 at 5:16 pm (6 years ago)

    We practically live in the Blue Mountains and I still haven’t taken the girls to Scenic World! I’m just waiting for Zee’s legs to grow a little longer so I don’t have to carry her everywhere once she gets tired, but I’m so keen. We actually had the curator of the art show come and speak to us about the project last year at Tafe and it was really fascinating to hear about the installation and the obstacles they had to overcome to pull it off.

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  11. ArabellaOnWest
    April 4, 2017 at 11:49 pm (5 years ago)

    I think i must have to go for a Jamison Valley with family. what a place,view are amazing.

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